Teams Are Chosen
The family of Terri Schiavo has been blinded. Their egotistical desire to keep Terri alive as a pet for the family is the result of misguided belief in life over death without concern for the individual. Their actions are selfishness defined. The polarity of this one life will reverberate with consequences for all lives. Imagine your existence in a hospital bed forever, tubes inserted down your throat forever, no means of communicating with others forever, and all the time you are conscious of yourself as a prisoner. No just a prisoner in your own body, but imprisoned there by your own family so they don't have to accept the loss of your "life". This is all being forced upon you because your family is selfish and because your family is weak of mind and soul. How would you feel then? Terri is only alive because of machines. This is the ultimate punishment for a human and we have chosen an innocent to endure it. Are you looking for a sign of things to come? My suggestion is to choose wisely.
Sweepstakes Winner
Hell has announced it's Armageddon Sweepstakes Winner...
The Mormons!!!
Crazy Sons-of-Bitches. Isn't it illegal to have an active "CULT" running around recruiting on the streets?? Anyway, rest assured that they will be blessed with the first wave of wrath when the time comes. Maybe it's a good thing they all have helmets on already...even though it won't help. God does not take kindly to self righteous, racist, bigomists that believe they are the only true blessed ones. In fact, that describes the relationship between God and Satan. Hmmm, maybe they are all listening to the wrong voice. Maybe they all only hear the voice of Satan and are so impressed they call him "God". I would't want to be at the meeting where they all find out who they really worship. Anyone feel like a cocktail??
About those helmet wearing, short-sleeved shirt and tie guys on bicycles...do the helmets protect the jello in their skulls or is it to hide their horns?? I think it is to hide their horns. Devil creatures.Second Place Winner: Everyone involved with the Trinity Broadcasting Network (TBN). Congratulations, you have all won a one-way trip straight to hell. All your worries will be taken from you, multiplied by a factor of 1000, and returned to you. All your greed will turn to fire and burn you for an eternity. Evil incarnate is TBN. These children of Satan are in disguise as Angel's and are using God's word to steal. They are feeding their own greed and lusting for more treasure. God will not forgive these sins, nor will he find pity on those that followed these false gods. Acquiring wealth under the guise of Religion. Those of you guilty of this will find punishment severe. So far we have two winner's in this category...The Mormon Cult and TBN. More winners to come. The teams have been chosen.
Busted
I went to one of those speed dating deals.
Here's how it works:
You show up and get to spend 3 minutes with each of 20-25 women. You share some basics and move on. If there is a spark, you can arrange to meet again.
I was not even let through the door and I think I know why.
Here's how I showed up:
I was nude under my robe, already drunk, and under my arm was a 24 pack of condoms. And they wouldn't let ME in? Guess I'll try again next weekend. tee hee hee...
War of the Roses
Sleep came quickly last night and with such depth. The kind of sleep you daydream about. Good sleep. For me however, this was to be good sleep with a show. It seems my right brain was up all night partying with other right brains in a dream bar poker tournament. Normally this would not be a problem, but this was no normal time.
While mister right brain was out getting crazy, my left brain was hard at work processing all the information for my other dreams. (Sort of like watching television with that little picture in picture feature on. Constant distraction from the show you really want to watch.) This is tedious work and she was very upset when my right brain finally showed up at dawn. With only a few tidbits of work remaining, the argument began immediately.
My left brain started to point out all the right brain's indiscretions from time immeasurable to the present. Each in frightening detail. My right brain just stood there and took it. He knows this is not the time to argue with her for this history review. The eyes are about open and they must get ready for active duty. And he is tired too. Very tired.
Because they share a single room studio apartment called cranium manor, there is plentiful time for the balance to be returned. And even though right brain is a touch angered by left brain's whining, he knows it is only because she cares... and because she desperately needs a good night out. Maybe I'll get drunk tonight...you know, throw a little party for my brain and try to get the two halves working together happily again. Or not.
Small Surprise
Someone once suggested a slower journey involving sweet aromas and roses. Relaxing enough to smell some beautiful flowers. For most of us relaxation is the rabbit racing ahead of the greyhound...run, run, run!
I think it possible to find those delicate moments of relaxation in our everyday living. It is as easy as being "pleasantly surprised" by even the simplest of events. For example, when I peeled the paper wrapper from my drinking straw at lunch today, I found myself grinning like a child with warm giggles growing inside me. You see, I received a present that I didn't expect. I could not resist the temptation to pause and laugh. I got a flexi-straw, or bendi-straw, or whatever you want to call it. I relished that magnificent sound as the pleats in the plastic pulled apart and each pop begged a memory to rise. I expected a normal, straight, boring straw and was rewarded with a fun, musically inclined, plastic drinking instrument. Total surprise and it happens all the time, to all of us.
You just need to look...
Tulips II
Upon further inspection of the Tulip, it occurred to me that there is more to the life cycle of the flower, not the plant itself, but the flower. The intermingling of the pollens and the cloning of blooming plants are common activities. I note the two activities in order to distinguish them. With the pollen we receive an unknown flower change, while with the clone we receive an identical flower. So a dilemma arises in me, a choice to make for the future. Should I grow what I know, with the outcome expected? Simply more of the same flower, one after the other, to occupy all my energies. Or should I take the risk of failing to produce a flower of significance, when the actual result could be far more interesting than even imagined? I think I'll accept the risk in order to be marveled with the outcome.I see in the tulip a beautiful flower, simply put. The fact that I have chosen to put my energies into something fundamentally more risk-filled enhances the sweetness of the flower to come. Simply put.
Special Day
I am so glad I made it to 3-4-5. I was a little worried about the course of things back on 1-2-3, but now that I have made it this far, I feel okay in looking forward to 5-6-7.
21st Century CEO
The Queen of Chic will soon be released from "prison". We all know it was no San Quentin but it's a place I've never been required to check into. Anyway, it seems that a choice to act virtuous and take the punishment has resulted in this fact, "Since her sentencing last July, stock in Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia has quadrupled, making her a billionaire once again". Go to Jail...Do not pass GO...But please have this billion dollars anyway!! The CEO of the 21st Century is an Ex-Con. I am glad to see Martha get paid for this. She got screwed because she was famous. Made an example of...so to speak. Now she's MORE famous than ever and the media blitz has started it's engine. Warm up laps are underway as we get set to go green in the Martha Stewart 500. Let's reach up there and pull those belts tight, it's gonna be a wild tortuous ride on the blue light special.
