Sweepstakes Winner
Hell has announced it's Armageddon Sweepstakes Winner...
The Mormons!!!
Crazy Sons-of-Bitches. Isn't it illegal to have an active "CULT" running around recruiting on the streets?? Anyway, rest assured that they will be blessed with the first wave of wrath when the time comes. Maybe it's a good thing they all have helmets on already...even though it won't help. God does not take kindly to self righteous, racist, bigomists that believe they are the only true blessed ones. In fact, that describes the relationship between God and Satan. Hmmm, maybe they are all listening to the wrong voice. Maybe they all only hear the voice of Satan and are so impressed they call him "God". I would't want to be at the meeting where they all find out who they really worship. Anyone feel like a cocktail??
About those helmet wearing, short-sleeved shirt and tie guys on bicycles...do the helmets protect the jello in their skulls or is it to hide their horns?? I think it is to hide their horns. Devil creatures.
Second Place Winner:
Everyone involved with the Trinity Broadcasting Network (TBN).
Congratulations, you have all won a one-way trip straight to hell. All your worries will be taken from you, multiplied by a factor of 1000, and returned to you. All your greed will turn to fire and burn you for an eternity.
Evil incarnate is TBN. These children of Satan are in disguise as Angel's and are using God's word to steal. They are feeding their own greed and lusting for more treasure. God will not forgive these sins, nor will he find pity on those that followed these false gods. Acquiring wealth under the guise of Religion. Those of you guilty of this will find punishment severe.
So far we have two winner's in this category...The Mormon Cult and TBN. More winners to come. The teams have been chosen.
posted by cozy @ 3/19/2005 02:16:00 PM
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2 Comments:
Can I nominate Pat Robertson? H actually stated that Mother Teresa was not a "True Christian". He ....the list is long.
All winners have been decided. The final results of the sweepstakes will be known shortly. Only ONE knows the tally.
Also, please be careful in your use of the adjective "true" when describing Christians. Truth cannot be be known when viewed in the mirror of religious belief. Once you can accept that the mirror contains the individual relationship you have with God, you will see beyond the religions of man that cloud the mirror. It is here that truths will begin to emerge.
This principle holds true across every organized religion. Man's ego has fogged his vision and he can no longer see the light. Confident yet blinded action is highly destructive.
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