Busted

I went to one of those speed dating deals.
Here's how it works:

You show up and get to spend 3 minutes with each of 20-25 women. You share some basics and move on. If there is a spark, you can arrange to meet again.

I was not even let through the door and I think I know why.
Here's how I showed up:

I was nude under my robe, already drunk, and under my arm was a 24 pack of condoms. And they wouldn't let ME in? Guess I'll try again next weekend.

tee hee hee...