Tsunami Baby Custody Battle

In a groundbreaking decision, Officials in Kalumani, Sri Lanka have decided to let the Bible decide the fate of Baby 81. After 9 separate women claimed to be the Mother, it was determined that the baby should be cut in 9 pieces and distributed proportionately.

JUST KIDDING!! They decided to go the science route and test his DNA. Let's all thank God for the insight and Thank Man for the solution!