Tony the Tiger...Dead in Hollywood.

A tragic day in Hollywood as Tony the Tiger's version of The Fugitive comes to a dramatic ending with Police. A couple of weeks ago Tony apparently jumped a fence to escape from his Studio ordered drug rehab facility. Tracks were found indicating the Hollywood Icon had begun using again and was roaming the Valley looking for a fix. Police finally located the rampaging sugar fiend and Tony didn't stand a chance. Witnesses heard the gunfire followed by a last impassioned "They're Great" before Tony finally succumbed to the gunshot wounds. Hollywood is mourning the loss of a true icon. For more details follow the link attached to the Title.

In other news from the crazy town, Officials in Santa Barbara have made a groundbreaking decision in the Michael Jackson case. In an effort to save the California Taxpayers millions of dollars, Officials have allowed Mr. Jackson to become a Catholic Priest, thus removing the stigma of his child molestation. Church Officials have only said that Mr. Jackson will be utilized to raise money for the corrupt organization and be allowed to continue to rape little boys, with their parents consent of course. Mr Jackson has released a statement indicating that he is excited about all the "Jesus Juice" he will have access to and is thrilled at the prospect of fresh "Boy Butt". The Pope has issued a statement as well: "Uuuurrrgggghhhh..hrnph...cough..cough"

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