I'll get you my Pretty!

Hmmmm! I just had a tornado roll onshore. YES!!! A TORNADO!! Missed me and my car... Update: This morning I was driving up PCH from 9th St (heading north). The rain was coming down so hard that everyone just stopped on PCH because we couldn't see anything. I was rolling slowly past 12th St. on PCH when the waterspout came ashore at 14th St. and cruised into town. I had my wipers on FULL and it was like I was underwater. Uuuhhhhh...Fricken COOL!! Needless to say, I was safely in and out of Mickey D's for breakfast and home in time for NASCAR. So I came as close to a Tornado as I could and luckily not a scratch!! 2 tiny blocks faster and I would have been nailed by it!! I took a walk on the beach this afternoon and saw the path on the beach where the thing came ashore. I think the only damage was a light pole down and some trees shaken apart. This is great fun Mother Nature...Thank you!!

Woo Hoo!! The ark is built and I am now heeding the "Tornado Warnings" on TV. This is fricken cool. I think I saw that old lady on her bike flying by!! Wow... Now I just need a hurricane to round off the disaster cycle. Has any city ever hit for the cycle? Earthquake, Flood, Tornado, Fire, and Hurricane? I am only a hurricane away now!!

Remember that saying, "whatever floats your boat"...well everything out here now floats...crazy man, like totally wacked out dude.

Gurgle gurgle...gulp!